North Inlet 12ers: Where’s the Tylenol?

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Classic RMNP scene

Peaks: Ptarmigan Mountain (12,324), Andrew’s Peak (12,565), Ptarmigan Beak (12,241)

Trailhead: North Inlet, Rocky Mountain National Park

High Camp: I’d tell you, but then I’d have to kill you….


As summer winds down, it gets increasingly more difficult to find the motivation to get out. It should be the opposite, as, strategically, one might think the best plan of attack would be to hit it hard in the Spring, take a break for the first few weeks of summer, when there isn’t enough snow to ski, but just enough to make it annoying to hike. Then as the monsoon winds down, you’d wind up your trips, but any mountain man knows all too well the undeniable call of the wild and one’s insatiable desire to head back in to the hills – time and time again. Scot has been taking full advantage of his free time lately with 4 straight trips to the hills. The drive is admirable but the burnout is understandable. Life is about balance after all.

What started out as a potential group of 5, dwindled down to a dynamic duo when all was said and done. Scot suggested we maybe think about other long time coming objectives, but I was dead set on this remote trio. Rocky Mountain has never failed yet and this had the potential to be the best of the bunch.

When you think of quintessential Rocky Mountain National Park basins, a few heavy hitters come to mind: Glacier Gorge, Sky Pond, Wild Basin, Longs Peak Cirque, Milner Pass, Cloud Traverse, Mummies – the list goes on. I’ve been paying attention for over a decade now and never have I seen much attention being paid to a little southwest corner of the park known as North Inlet. It’s got it all, quite literally. Golden fields, lazy winding creeks, waterfalls, pools to cool off in, solitude, remote jagged peaks and lakes so painstakingly blue they’ll bring a grizzled old man to tears. It was yet again, proof that there is always more places to explore in this diverse alpine paradise that is Colorado.

Scot forwarded me his classic spreadsheet that laid out the weekends plans. I admittedly hadn’t done much research, but figured it wasn’t necessary since there was a trail all the way to camp. A quick look at Lisa Foster’s book and Summitpost showed a pretty brainless route to Ptarmigan Mountain, and that’s all I really needed to know. One detail that must’ve missed my line of sight was a rogue 9er that snuck its way on to the spreadsheet. Now I wouldn’t classify Scot as a helpless peakbagger, but some of his lists have there quirks. Unofficially known as “Cascade Falls Peak”, it rises 9,732 from sea level – that’s all you really need to know about this hump. Scot and I managed to find the path of most resistance on the ascent- as usual. Here are some highlights:

I thought this was supposed to be class 2?

We found some fun class 4 cliff bands (the entire eastern side is lined with a massive cliff band). I can’t believe I’m wasting this much time talking about a 9er in RMNP, but if you ever muster the motivation and need to fill this insatiable desire to climb a close, ranked peak while happening to stay in Grand Lake, bring a 60 meter rope and rappel down the east face to avoid getting turned around on the way down. Another thing of note regarding this peak, some lady on the summit register claimed this was the “finest view in all the park” and according to her notes, this was #75 for her. So….yeah. That’s like choosing Justin Bieber over Jethro Tull.

That there summit of Cascade Falls Peak is real nice

It wasn’t as bad as I make it sound – we had fun and were back at the pack stash a little before noon. The remainder of the hike made up for whatever lack of aesthetics we experienced on “Cascade Falls Peak”. The trail to the Lake Nokoni junction is Lone Eagle-esque – dare I say even better. There are a number of campsites along the way, 1 of note being “Big Pool”, which is yards down the trail from one of the coolest little cliff jumping spots along the river I’ve personally seen in all of Colorado.

“You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I pissed my pants and forgot who I was for a half hour. So I don’t know if I should go jumpin in no creek with a piece of government plastic”

This spot made us both kind of regret we were on another summit-based trip and vowed to return to this very spot for the sole purpose of camping and swimming. I know I’ve probably said that on about 50% of my peak outings, but this one was a bucket list.

Some more highlights of the approach:

A peaceful brook

North Inlet Falls (another sweet campsite)

And an incredible view of what we soon came to realize was Mount Alice’s West Face

The hike to Nokoni ended up being over 10 miles and our backcountry site another couple from there….

Needless to say we were thrilled to remove our packs. I was surprised to see Scot had taken on the “fast and light” mentality – a 180 from his days of carrying full size pianos around on his back for weekend backpacking trips. Tortolini, Modus, SnV Pringles, Buffalo Wing Pretzel Bites and a highly concentrated mix with about 750% the recommended dosage of Countrytime Lemonade was enjoyed at camp. I had just won a portable Bose speaker at work so we enjoyed some tunes at camp with class.

We woke with the first sunrise and I went over to take a piss near the creek when I noticed a massive log starting to move. My eyes must be feeling the impact of a decade in a cubicle staring at a screen – cause that was no log, it was a full grown moose, I’m just thrilled there was a creek between us and he seemed to want no part of a confrontation that early in the morning. By the time I came back with my camera, he was gone.

The easiest way to do this loop is to, from Nokoni, head up the NE shoulder of Ptarmigan and just gaper slog your way up. Here is what the route looks like from near the summit:

That forested plateau would actually make for a sweet site and its pretty damn close to actually being legal. I highly doubt a ranger would patrol up there anyway. I only advocate this illegal camping cause I doubt more than 5 people, who happen to even read this, will even consider this from now until the end of time. The views and sunset would border on science fiction.

The terrain over to Andrews was about as straightforward as it gets (even for remote 12ers). Basically this trio is identical in difficulty to Hallet/Otis/Taylor/Powell from over yonder. Rugged faces to the left and flat alpine tundra to the right. Outside maybe Snowdrift Peak, this trio is about as centrally located as one can get in RMNP. You can basically see every single named or ranked peak in the entire park. Here were some noteworthy views:

Otis

Ida Group

Never Summers and the Grand Ditch Road

And of course….

It was time for our last peak of the day (that is if Floyd didn’t go all LOJ on me and jet for Alice). Ptarmigan Beak looked pretty cool from Andrews, with some minor scrambling in between.

The Beak with Isolation in the background.

One thing this trio and the surrounding area taught me is to never judge a peak by its elevation. I thought my interests in 12er obscurity would’ve come to a halt after peaks like Cooper, Marten or any of these 3 we were doing, but after having a front row IMAX view of Rocky Mountain’s southern most 12ers in Craig, “Fleur de Lis”, Adams and Watanga – my perspective took a 180 . And the efforts it takes to reach these outcasts is noteworthy.

The Skull Splitter

“Fleur De Lis” – Deeply dug reference here but you might see Pierce Patchet and his call girls made to look like movie stars scaling this elusive summit.

Where’s the Doorknob out of this Wonderland? Just 12 miles down the Inlet trail……

Ramp route on Andrews – wonder if it goes?

Side note -if you have quite a bit more motivation and energy than we did, that lake in the Alice pic is a legal backcountry zone. Have at it.

We didn’t quite know what to expect of the descent off the Beak back to Nanita and Nokoni, but were able to find a “well travelled” loose dirt “trail” from the eastern edge of the Andrews/Beak saddle, which eventually turned in to a boulder field and then the valley below. Our goal was to head in a northwesterly direction towards the saddle between Andrew’s eastern flanks and Point 11,603 on the map. This was easy enough travelling and then we were able to continue on along the banks of Nanita, picking up the trail on the northern shores back to Nokoni. This didn’t go without its fair share of incredible views. Its a damn shame Nanita ain’t legal for camping…..

Too bad we’ve got over 10 miles to go…..

Not bad

We found the semi-elusive trail and made our way back to camp, packed up quick and made a bee line for the car, as the call of the grumbling stomach was starting to make itself known. We hopped in the creek at the Big Pool spot and took advantage of all the photo ops we skipped out on on the way in, which there were plenty of. We arrived at the car in significantly better time than on the approach and made way for the Sagebrush Grill. There was a 30 minute wait on a sunday evening and in the words of Michael Chang during his historic upset of Ivan Lendl in the 1989 French Open, we had “an unbelievable conviction in our hearts” to feast like Ghengis Khan and his band of battle weary Mongolians at an all you can eat buffet. Such a place happened to fit those needs on the ride home in the form of Hernandos in the town of Winter Park. Floyd and I had been discussing favorite buffalo wing joints in Colorado earlier in the weekend, and by chance, stumbled upon – arguably – one of the finest wing stops west of the Mississippi. The pizza wasn’t too shabby either. It was the perfect meal to round out the weekend.  Some shots of the creek on the deproach…..

To the end of another great summer, old friend.

11 thoughts on “North Inlet 12ers: Where’s the Tylenol?

  1. Brandon Chalk

    Miller – great stuff, buddy. You really do know how to hit all the nooks & crannies of Colorado. Well done to you and Scot. So, now I know what I am looking over at when I look northwest from the Gore. Very cool you can literally see the entire Gore Range north to south from your 12ers there.

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  2. Ben

    Nice job guys. Sweet waterfall shots and that pic of Alice’s west face is pretty incredible. Floyd went for Alice you say? I knew there was a 13er bagging gene somewhere inside that man. I think the message is becoming clearer and clearer – I’m gonna have to check out some of these RMNP 12ers before too long.
     
    P.s. We now have two Clark W & Co themed TRs on ETR. That gives me a great sense of pride.

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    1. Brian Post author

      Ben – I figured climbing in Rocky Mountain NP and National Lampoon’s Xmas Vacation are 2 of the most American things one can possibly do- so it was an easy connection to make. And the RMNP 12ers are a very worthy objective.

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    1. Brian Post author

      David – Yeah, pretty sweet camera wouldn’t you say? Well its currently sitting somewhere on the slopes of Lenawee so if you want it, go fetch! And regarding those water shots, I’ve got 2 words for you – Auto Enhance.

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  3. Floyd

    Brian, well worth the wait. Thanks again for writing this up. You didn’t find a way to inbed the cliff dive? I’ve seen the light with the UL backpack. Gone are the days of the piano, but I may make an exception for the Big Pool spot. That needs to happen at some point, but I, too, say that a lot.
     
    Ben, no, I didn’t make a run for Alice. Mike and I have been punting the Rabbit Hole for ~3 years now so I owe him a trip next June. That side would be an interesting option though.
     
    P.S. Sorry to hear about your camera. Between the two of us, we’ve left our fair share of electronics around the state (and you’ve even added a few helmets if I recall.)

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    1. Brian Post author

      Yeah Scot – I had started this report a couple days after the trip, and then just spaced it. And I’ll have to go back and inbed that cliff dive. Hopefully it isn’t too difficult. Lets find the hottest day on record next summer and hit up the Big Pool. The camera is just a standard consequence of too many trips to the mountains – could be worse – could’ve dropped keys somewhere off the Beak!

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  4. Michael R.

    Another solid outing guys, that is one deep backpacking approach. I’m sorry I had to bail, but I don’t think I had the shoulders for a 3rd straight pack-in weekend. I, unlike Scot, still have some work to do on my gear to get lighter! Nice to see it all worked out so well, gorgeous spot, and looks like you found a few more for future visits. Does the list ever get shorter? I guess not if every time you go out you find 3 or 4 more things to do!

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    1. Brian Post author

      Mike – the list never gets shorter. I completely understand on the not wanting to endure 3 straight backpacks. Hope all is well and looking forward to some turns this winter/spring.

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